If you ask me, I think my lovely husband and the wonderfully goofy Homer J Simpson have a few similarities. But nothing is more similar between the two then their love for a cold, brownish, foamy substance called beer.
Here are some pictures from our recent trip to the Sierra Nevada Brewery in Chico, Ca.
Here are some pictures from our recent trip to the Sierra Nevada Brewery in Chico, Ca.
Note: All pictures taken by yours truly and quotes provided by Mr. Simpson ;)
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
“Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.”
“Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!”
“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”
“Homer no function beer well without.”
“You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.”
“All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
“I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming.”
“Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.”
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" 
"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will."
“I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.”
"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something."
Just an FYI - Hannah Banana is not a jabber ;)
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